India, April 13 -- Something some of you may not know. Way back when, before I ever thought about becoming a writer, I was a multi-national banker, working on the tippy-top floor of Royal Bank's main office in Vancouver. It was a job that required a firm understanding of taxes, tariffs, interest rates, bond yields, and currency fluctuations. Also, I was supposed to know how to golf.

Who pays the Tariffs? A refresher: Tariffs are taxes paid by the citizens of a country importing the tariffed goods. So Americans will pay tariffs of 10%- 120%, whatever crazy number Trump has imposed on goods coming in from China today. That much we know.

And I'm sure everyone saw how the global markets whipsawed when Trump started and then stalled his glo...