Tanzania, Dec. 4 -- One day, a little while ago, my favourite person referred to me as a pretty little tanker. I wondered how long he'd been holding on to that but, I will admit that I was not, in the least bit, offended.

For what it's worth, I'll also admit that I absolutely love my adult juices and I spend an insane amount of time cooking up recipes with wine and trying to figure out which alcohol goes best in which confectionery, which creme liquor goes best in which ice cream and what quantities of whiskey and rum are considered normal for my coffee.

While reading this, you might be shaking your head and wondering why any responsible adult would publicise how much they drink to which I do assure you that all it takes is responsibili...