New Delhi, Feb. 16 -- At the Mint Money Festival 2026, held on 14 February at the NSE Atrium in Mumbai, ace investor and proud Boomer Vijay Kedia delivered a Valentine's Day masterclass that blended wit with hard market truths.

Drawing parallels between Gen Z's complicated dating lexicon and the volatile world of stocks, Kedia decoded investing through terms like "situationship," "breadcrumbing," and "ghosting." The takeaway: whether it is the heart or the portfolio, commitment and clarity determine outcomes.

Kedia began by comparing the pulse of a relationship to the fluctuations of a stock chart.

"There are two places where intelligence collapses-the stock market and love," Kedia said.

In both, he argued, impatience and emotional ov...