New Delhi, Nov. 24 -- According to Indian five-star hotels, a guest likes to walk into the room and see the TV come alive on its own, blaring third-rate music and displaying promotions for the same hotel, as though this is the sort of entertainment that brought him to town.

Later, when he decides to sleep, he apparently loves finding the blanket so tightly tucked in that he feels like a letter slipping into an envelope. He loves to try and pull up the blanket and fail, as achieving that requires uprooting it from its moorings-an act he can perform only with his legs, which are not strong enough. And thus, he thinks, "I must work on my quads."

Also, he surely enjoys finding his towels folded into animal shapes. Maybe market surveys revea...