New Delhi, Feb. 7 -- You and I and everyone else is chronically online. Kittens and puppy videos are so basic, we share cringe content with our besties. So when Bollywood realises that the cop uniform on every actor is no longer working for anyone, they run Southwards.

This time to Tamil cinema to borrow a love story called Love Today, adding that funjabi pizzaz and flash. But it doesn't slap. The only thing that works is Ashutosh Rana playing the girl's dad who deserves a H/T. His eyes are all knowing, his smile tells us he's a step ahead of the lovebirds. Does his simple ploy work? Or do the young lovebirds pass the test?

Gone are the days of Maine Pyar Kiya where daddy-o makes lad work to prove he's good enough for his rani bitiya. A...