New Delhi, Aug. 29 -- Param Sundari is assemble-your-own-Kerala for dummies. Start with backwaters. Add elephants. Better still: elephants being sung the Malayalam lyrics from 'Jiya Jale'. Toss in a Mohanlal song. Kalarippayattu. Mohiniyattam. Onam. Pongal. Ayurveda. Unironic use of 'god's own country'. Nurses. Mundus. Red flags. Churches. Boat races.

Tushar Jalota's film hangs its Kerala fetish on the flimsiest of premises. Param (Sidharth Malhotra) is an amiable Delhi failson who keeps launching unsuccessful startups bankrolled by his wealthy father (Sanjay Kapoor). He's intrigued by a new app called Find Your Soulmate, which matches your unique 'frequency' to the one person who's meant for you. It's the kind of faux-scientific woo-woo...