Kuala Lampur, Nov. 29 -- Warning: There are spoilers ahead.

I know I'm old-fashioned, practically a movie dinosaur, but I'm sure I'm not the only one going "OMG" after watching the latest James Bond instalment, No Time To Die.

Having been raised on a diet of Sean Connery and Roger Moore kicking bad guys' asses without breaking even a drop of sweat (in fact looking better and more suave after each fight), calmly using (and abusing) people along the route out of "impossible situations", and barely having an iota of emotional attachment to anyone (being pissed off only when their friends get killed by the bad guys), Daniel Craig's Bond is just... not that fun.

He's just too real.

Of all the Bonds, Craig's seems to be the one who expresse...