India, Sept. 4 -- Dolling up. Yes, ok. No more Labubu news. We're making an exception for tennis goddess Naomi Osaka. Her custom doll is bejewelled, red-and-blue, and accompanied her to the US Open. It has a name too: Billie Jean Bling. It even has a tiny racquet. This is how to hop on to a trend, and transcend it.

Bossing up. Juvencio Maeztu is the new CEO of IKEA. Congratulations, obv. But the cool part isn't that he's the first non-Swedish head. It's that Maeztu started out as a store manager in Spain in 2001. He assembled his career ladder himself, that means. Hope for us, after all.

Playing chore police. Enough with male comedians making Reels about how living with a woman taught them what fresh sheets, clean bathrooms and skincare...