India, July 25 -- Slicing it up. Gordon Ramsay, everyone's favourite foul-mouthed chef, knows his audience. He's launching a cookbook of only sandwich recipes (including desserts), titled Idiot Sandwich. Way to lean into the viral meme, Gordon. Smart men invent a punchline, legends turn it into a profit. Nice.

Testing the trifecta. Three Magic Words? No one's as excited about hearing I Love You as we used to be. We'd rather hear Out For Delivery, On Sale Now, Dinner is Served, Last Size Available, Beyonce Followed You, Salary Is Credited, Jump To Recipe, Boss Level Unlocked. Why not celebrate the little wins, instead of holding out for a specific mantra?

Muting a voice. Nick Cannon has been an actor and TV host, but he's best known for ...