India, July 17 -- Super chill. All the haters who didn't like the idea of Superman being an immigrant (yes, even Dean Cain, who played Superman on Lois & Clark in the late 1990s), looks like you were played. The movie is funny, blockbustery, thrilling, silly and remarkably non-political. Lois Lane's hard-hitting questions from the trailer don't even lead to an actual interview. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a lure.

Putting the glass down. No, we weren't drunk. That's how we noticed that non-alcoholic drinks are starting to be priced like cocktails. Look, they're just juice with a tincture here, a shrub there. Small-batch this, artisanal that. What's the premium pricing for? Just give us tomato juice with tabasco. No need for the celery...