India, Oct. 9 -- Opening thought. A few days ago, Merriam-Webster dropped a post on X - "We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25." My first reaction? A tired sigh and the thought, "not you too." But the 35-second video that followed is actually worth your time. They're trolling the AI enthusiasts - brilliantly. What they're calling a "Large Language Model" is actually the 12th edition of the Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary, due out next month. Their pitch? An "LLM with over 217,000 parameters" that "never hallucinates." Clever marketing, sure, but also a pointed reminder that perhaps we should pump the brakes on our AI infatuation. A perfect parody for the tech industry's breathless...