India, May 12 -- Those of us who have lived through both of India's ODI World Cup victories will remember the joy of younger cricket fans who hadn't been born yet in 1983 but were old enough to celebrate the victory in 2011. Some of us bragged to our younger colleagues that we had watched both triumphs live, even though that only meant television for most of us.

But there are others who lived through both victories and showed no reaction, because sport does not enthuse them the way it enthuses others. This week's puzzle includes one such bore.

Coincidentally, after I created the puzzle, the last remaining active member of the 2011 team has announced his retirement from Test cricket. Virat Kohli remains available for ODI selection, of co...