India, March 7 -- Candy floss is sweet and pink. Bubble gum is similar in colour and taste, but chewy. There's no logic to why we are suddenly discussing them. The same can be said about the two hours of yawn fest that is Nadaaniyan.

And this is coming from someone who has cheered at Rohit Shetty's OTT action films and laughed during Salman Khan's brainless comedies (when they used to be done well). (Also read: Nadaaniyan trailer: Ibrahim Ali Khan is boyfriend-for-hire in college romcom with Khushi Kapoor)

Debut vehicle of Saif Ali Khan and Amrita Singh's son Ibrahim, this high school drama is a page from the same book as Karan Johar's Student Of The Year. Imagine a film so bland, it makes you nostalgic for the silly, frothy fun of SOTY...