India, Aug. 1 -- Now that the film's been out a while, and we no longer need to be coy about spoilers, let's talk about Saiyaara, produced by Yash Raj Films (YRF), directed by Mohit Suri, and starring relative newcomer Aneet Padda and Chunky Panday's nephew Ahaan Panday.

Here's the plot: On a day like any other in Mumbai, an angry young musician bumps into a sad poet carrying a notebook. He has a victim complex; she has no sense of boundaries. He punches anyone who criticises him; she stammers when faced with a question. In short, opposites attract. Just when happiness inches towards this photogenic pair, she discovers she has Alzheimer's disease.

In case you're wondering just how old this heroine is, well she's old enough to have been ...