India, April 4 -- Joey Tribbiani, actor (Friends). He's so bad at his job, it's inspiring. Fired as Al Pacino's butt double for overacting. Hammed up a dying-man role so hard they rewrote him as a corpse. Yet he keeps booking gigs. Days of Our Lives, Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E., even teaching acting and playing Freud off-Broadway (badly). If he can do it, so can you. Just make a serious face and act like you smelled a fart.

The White Lotus staff (The White Lotus). Bad service is one thing. Armond, the Maui manager, masters it with wrong room bookings and workplace hook-ups. But stealing guests' drugs and taking a dump in their suitcase is a whole other thing. Meanwhile, Valentina, the Sicily manager, is a sexual-harassment lawsuit waiting to ha...