India, June 6 -- "The party is just getting started. Didier is going to find us in a strange state." To everything the latest version of Ousmane Dembele is known for - a 33-goal season where he can basically play anywhere in an ever-dynamic Paris St-Germain (PSG) line-up - add a whacky, off-beat sense of humour. Of the kind Didier Deschamps may not dig.

But seriously, here was a player celebrating his first Champions League medal, in the process possibly not noticing when Saturday bled into Sunday. Here was a team celebrating collectivism which took them to where they had wanted to be a billion euros ago. It deserved a party from which you wouldn't want to leave. Instead, Dembele and a host of PSG and Inter Milan players had to shrug it ...