India, Sept. 12 -- Comic, @ZarnaGarg

High point in life: Trashing my mother-in-law.

Low point in life: Oh my God, the other day, somebody called me an author.

On my playlist: Bollywood pop mostly, especially Where's the Party Tonight? from KANK.

One thing I would never buy: A Birkin bag, not after making a video trolling it.

Today I'm craving: A cup of adrak chai, as always.

Last thing I ordered online: Yoga socks. I don't actually do yoga, but I like the socks.

Advice I'd give my 18-year-old self: Take the medical school entrance exam and do something real.

My favourite subject in school: Sadly, English.

I'd swipe right on: A hot dumb guy. I am tired of the brainiacs.

My secret skill is: Playing poker.

A superpower/magic tool ...