India, March 16 -- Trust Aamir Khan to never let a joke go un-cracked.

On Thursday, his birthday eve, Aamir Khan shocked the country as he introduced media to his new girlfriend, Gauri Spratt. Ahead of his 60th birthday, he talked at length about his new lady at Mumbai's Taj Land's End in a room full of cameramen, senior and young journalists. He spoke of how she is from Bengaluru, has a six-year-old son and is now also working with him at his production house.

But most media persons--myself included-- were intrigued by her name, Gauri. As you might already know, even Shah Rukh Khan's wife of 33 years is named Gauri Khan. So, how perfect would it be if the final Khan in the trinity of Bollywood superstars--Salman Khan--were to also find...