India, April 17 -- A Bengaluru resident's tongue-in-cheek post has gone viral for listing the city's most "lucrative" careers, not in the traditional corporate sense, but in terms of street-smart ROI. That's Return on Indianness, as one user cleverly clarified.

The list shared by a X user, ranked by ROI, includes some classic Bengaluru characters, the Indiranagar landlord, Koramangala broker, painter who vanishes after completing 70 per cent of the work, PG kingpin who fits six beds into a single room, coworking space owner, builder with 12 projects all "under construction," and the ever-elusive yellow water tank CEO.

(Also Read: Malayalam writer questions Vande Bharat menu on Bengaluru route: 'Food imposition')

(Also Read: 'There is n...