Nepal, Feb. 8 -- Editor's note: This review contains spoilers. Please read at your own risk.

Dear Pam,

I write film reviews and this week it was your film I was set to review. I usually watch Nepali films over the weekend, take notes whilst in the theatre, prepare multiple drafts over the following week, and submit the piece to my editors before Friday to publish on Saturday. That way, I can write a detailed review without hampering the film's business.

While working on the second draft of my review for your new film, I realised I didn't have a single good thing to say. And, honestly, The Karma is probably the worst film I've watched in recent times. Now this put me in a tight spot: what would I write? That the film is a waste of time ...