Pakistan, Jan. 26 -- The two female owners, as they claimed, of this modest cafe in Islamabad, which by the bye, serves average food, mocked their manager in glaring public view for his English. As they mocked Owais, they also filmed him and shared with the world their friendly "banter". Their idea of fun did not quite get the reception, they thought it would. And so, they are "saddened" and "appalled" with the reaction of masses. Their apology certainly surpasses that of Socrates. The faux-pas of the desis has created quite a wave - thankfully taking our attention away from wailing Murad Saeed and his incoherent press conferences!

Gulliver Travels is instructive on so many life lessons. For instance, Jonathan Swift suggests, in the book...