South Africa, April 14 -- "We have wildlife, we have mountains, and we have beautiful beaches," they enthused.

"Oh," I replied, "just like us?"

I could have gone further to extol the virtues of our world-famous winelands - which no other African country has - but I had made the point.

They weren't too happy, though.

That is why I sometimes think, cynically, that doing marketing for tourism in South Africa is like harpooning a beached whale.

I mean, look at how diverse and gorgeous this country is.

Yet, despite having the amazing stage and the energetic extras (the people of South Africa), SA Tourism has, over the years, still produced some good, head-turning work.

I think now of two of our most recognisable "front men" - Siya Kolis...