India, Oct. 10 -- You wake up and discover that it's still 2019. Which has been a crazy year. And it's getting crazier (and there is more in store, but later). "I couldn't channel my inner Rip Van Winkle or even Kumbhakarna to save my sanity," you sigh to yourself, just about saving your proud coiffure from a fit of situational trichotillomania. Then, just when you think some coffee is going to lift your spirits, you happen to scroll through the newsfeed. More crazies. You'd dunk your noggin into the coffee mug if you could. You put your phone away instead. You exhale into your coffee and imagine it seething. Before long, you are at work, facing your boss, the paunchy armchair nationalist who bossplains the positives of plummeting stock mar...