India, Dec. 5 -- Mom always did laundry on Saturday. So today she would be poking around in my room to check for soiled clothing and to put away fresh ones. I was in huge trouble if she smelled what I had smelled.

I opened my cupboard and a mound of clothes cascaded down like a waterfall.

'Damn! I should have cleaned this out earlier as Mom said.'

Muttering, I fished in the fallen heap for the dress that I wanted, picked the rest and stuffed them back in, as best I could.

'Later.' I thought, as usual procrastinating.

I was about to shut the door when.

'Ugh! What's that smell?' I wrinkled my nose.

I sniffed my armpits. Disgusting, I know. But, I am a teenager. I am messy, unkempt and disorganized. However, I am pretty fastidious abo...