ALEXANDRIA, Va., Dec. 9 -- United States Patent no. 12,493,068, issued on Dec. 9.

"Unidentified aerial phenomena field disturbance detector" was invented by William Samuel DiPoala (Fairport, N.Y.).

According to the abstract* released by the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office: "An unidentified aerial phenomena field disturbance detector includes an accelerometer configured to measure a gravitational field surrounding the unidentified aerial phenomena field disturbance detector; a magnetometer configured to measure a magnetic field surrounding the unidentified aerial phenomena field disturbance detector; a microwave frequency detector configured to measure a specific band of microwave frequencies surrounding the unidentified aerial phenomena fi...