Nigeria, Jan. 31 -- I've barely been online lately, but the few times I've managed to check social media, my timeline has been flooded no, drenched with news about Tuface and Annie. It's like an unending soap opera that no one subscribed to but somehow, everyone is watching. You can't scroll for two seconds without bumping into another hot take, a think piece, or a 'concerned fan' offering unsolicited marriage counseling.

It's overwhelming. Even the algorithm has given up trying to show me anything else. I just wanted to see a funny meme or check on the price of tomatoes, but no Tuface and Annie's saga must be seen, must be heard, must be analyzed from every possible angle. At this point, I feel like their distant in-law dragged into fam...