Nigeria, June 22 -- "There are only two things to worry about,

either you are healthy or you are sick.

If you are healthy, then there is nothing to worry about.

But if you are sick there are only two things to worry about,

either you will get well or you will die. If you get well,

then there is nothing to worry about. But if you die,

there are only two things to worry about,

either you will go to heaven or to hell.

If you go to heaven, then there is nothing toworry about.

And if you to go hell, you'll be so darn busyshaking hands with your friends you won't have time to worry."

The old adage offers a deceptively simple hierarchy of worries: health versus sickness, life versus death, heaven versus hell. For millions in Nigeria's ...