Nigeria, June 6 -- "Because of its hatred for the Ant, Cockroach voted for Insecticide. Immediately, Insecticide took power and swung into action, both Cockroach and Ant died, including Housefly that did not vote!" - Adewunmi Adegoju.

I scribbled what you are about to read the day after the new Owa Obokun of Ijeshaland was crowned on Friday, 23 May this year. It centred on the Ibadan-Ife-Ilesa-Akure federal highway. It went thus: "I received with mixed feelings news of the presidential approval by President Bola Ahmed Tinubu that action be taken on the death-trap that the Ibadan-Ife-Ilesa federal highway has become. Mixed feelings - Feelings of joy and also of sadness.

Reports said the president has approved the rehabilitation of the du...