Nigeria, April 26 -- In 2019, Atiku picked Peter Obi as his running mate. Peter Obi dumped PDP faster than a hot potato.

In 2023, Atiku picked Okowa as his running mate. Okowa too dusted his slippers and waved PDP goodbye like it owed him salary.

But when I say decamping and cross-carpeting is Nigeria's number one political epidemic, political jobbers will start dragging my ancestors, as if I was the one who gave them a visa to defect!

Some "alignment apostles" will mount podiums and call it strategic repositioning.

Strategic kwa? My brother, it's the same old rice in new cooler.

Issokay.

Nigeria politics: where loyalty lasts shorter than a sachet of pure water in a Danfo!

Election season loading. Let the realignment crusade begin ...