Nigeria, June 8 -- So I woke up thinking about The Digital Juju vs. "National Cake" Chopping and in my mind I whispered-Ah, the question hangs in the air like the thick Lagos humidity, heavy with possibility and the faint, familiar scent of. something questionable. Can Artificial Intelligence, this shiny new oyinbo magic, truly sniff out the cunning "choppers" of Nigeria's "national cake"? Can algorithms pierce the veil of Panama Papers, phantom contracts, and sudden unexplained wealth that rivals Mansa Musa's caravan? Well, my friend, grab your akara and if there's pap, let's reason together - it's a story laced with hope, sharp wit, and some hard garri truths.

First, let's acknowledge the elephant in the room, or rather, the fleet of b...