Nigeria, July 9 -- "They initially romanced SDP; then discovered that it was purportedly one of the many spare tyres of the very person they are trying to unseat! They then flirted with ADA, which means 'machete' in Yoruba. If you see a man wielding a machete coming towards you, will you wait to find out what is the matter? . And don't you know that the man in power holds the yam and he also holds the knife? In 2015, Jonathan dropped the knife, so the yam was prised off his hands. You think Tinubu will box himself into a similar corner? "

"Hurray, ADC has landed!"

"Which ADC? The one that crashed on November 7, 1996, killing all the 140 passengers and crew members on board? A Boeing 727 flying from Port-Harcourt to Lagos? Or another one...