Nigeria, June 3 -- "Omo, how you dey?"

"I dey my dey oh. What's up?"

"How you take see this Baba Tinubu's mid-term score card?"

"My problem is that President Tinubu is in Lagos and we suffered for about two days. Traffic hold-up. I spent three hours in the traffic for about two days, back-to-back within the island axis. I did not like that."

"But they have since corrected that. It is not President Tinubu's fault. Blame the over-enthusiastic security personnel who should be cautioned."

"Do you know that the President was scheduled to come to Lagos on Tuesday last week. By Monday evening, they had locked up the road to Bourdillon and Oyinkan Abayomi. The following morning, nobody could even move. And when the President was going to the...