Nigeria, Feb. 4 -- "How are you doing?"

"I am good."

"I am now convinced beyond any iota of doubt that this your Republican friend called Donald Trump has something wrong with him."

"There is nothing wrong with him. Be careful what you say, otherwise we will ban you from ever entering the United States from generation to generation, and even your children who are living in the United States will be deported or sent to Guantanamo Bay, Gitmo, for life. Please try and respect constituted authority. When you mention the name Trump, please do so with respect and reverence. He is the most powerful man in the world today, and you can see he is not joking about it."

"What is your own in this matter? I am trying to have a decent conversation, ...