Nigeria, Sept. 19 -- Last Thursday, when the Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, (EFCC) reportedly slumped at the Presidential Villa, Abuja, the story of the late enfant terrible of Oyo State politics, Busari Adelakun, sidled into my memory. Media reports said that Bawa slumped at an occasion commemorating the National Identity Day.

Same last week, Nigeria was back to her English class session. Occasionally, some fortuitous occurrences force this country, a product of Mrs. Flora Shaw's taxonomic ingenuity, to go learn some basic language meanings. This time, Nigeria had to contend with the difference or differences between "slump" and "somersault." Questions that confronted Nigeria and needed answers were, in their sp...