Why wear a mask?
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Kathmandu, Jan. 22 -- This listicle is brought to you in the public interest by the Department of Pandemics that falls under the Ministry of Pandemonium of GONe.
Masks have now become as essential an item of clothing as one's undies, and like them, should not be shared. Here is why we should wear them (masks, not undies) at all times:
1. If, perchance, you happen to pass a bank in Pulchok and you are suddenly overcome by an urge to rob it, you can instantaneously pull off a heist then and there, by walking right in through the front door without having to spend time looking for a mask, since you will be wearing one already.
2. Are you concerned about privacy, and do ubiquitous cctv cameras connected to the national face recognition dat...
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