Kathmandu, April 23 -- Of all the many accomplishments of Primafacie Minister K P Oli in the past three years of his tenure, the most remarkable is his setting a new Guinness World Record on the number of inaugurations he has inaugurated in the past two weeks.

But we worry that with all the ribbon cutting, there is going to be a serious depletion of Nepal's national stockpile of red ribbons.

Last week, the Primeval Minister inaugurated the Melamchi Project, which was first mooted during the early Lichhavi Period. The praiseworthy thing is that we did not let a minor issue like the fact that the project is still in the test-phase get in the way of its grand inauguration.

But what if Primetime Minister Oli runs out of stuff to inaugurate...