Kuala Lampur, Sept. 3 -- I don't mind if people call me "crazy".

The world is insane; I think we are all a little twisted in our own small ways because if you think too much about how nothing really makes sense in this world besides mathematics, a straightjacket is in your future.

One thing that always raises my hackles is Malaysians blocking people's gates.

Last Sunday night I got into a screaming match with my neighbour who decided to gaslight me for being upset that his guests blocked both my gate doors.

He called me crazy, that he felt unlucky to "have a neighbour like you".

Same bro, why don't you move out first then?

It's strange to me that on the road where I live people keep parking in front of my gate but not my neighbours'...