Kuala Lampur, May 21 -- Good or bad news depending on how you feel about me: I survived my surgery!

Facetiousness aside, as per usual my hospital escapade was a horror-comedy.

Let me list down the funny (or not funny) bits:

1. Being asked if I had my mammogram and ultrasound documents with me... at 10 minutes to four, the day before surgery, when they could have just asked me to bring them last week, maybe?

Was not told by radiology to bring said documents but I guess, dear reader, just bring all your documents to every visit where they might be useful lest you be me and have to call up my hapless housemate to rush over to HKL in the middle of rush hour.

2. The general surgery unit was unaware I had a CT mammogram as well as an ultra...