HONG KONG, July 20 -- If you've ever stared at your alarm clock and thought, "Surely there's a medical reason I can't face another Monday," you're not alone. A hospital in northern China has gone one step further and made your existential workplace dread... clinical.

According to the South China Morning Post (SCMP), the Qinhuangdao Hospital of Integrated Traditional Chinese and Western Medicine in Hebei province has launched a very relatable new service: the "Dislike Going to Work" Clinic. Yes, it's real. And no, it's not staffed by your office group chat.

The clinic is the grown-up sequel to the hospital's earlier hit, the "Dislike Going to School" outpatient service, originally designed to help kids overwhelmed by academic pressure. B...