Kuala Lampur, Dec. 25 -- Two DAP ladies walked into a bar, one disappointed not to be loved and the other angrier but cheerier because an old bother got kicked in the teeth.

Weigh Hannah Yeoh and Yeo Bee Yin's relative predicaments and a joke it tempts to be.

Hannah is appointed Federal Territories minister and rumours swirl how city Malays are sold down the Klang River, while Bee Yin's celebratory post about Najib's no-release twists every right-winger's knickers.

Both will be with their families on Christmas Day. Today. Najib won't.

Before to the present, how did both ladies get here; one lambasted for being chosen to lead the capital and the other drawing brickbats for being a giddy school girl hearing the news that the former prim...