India, July 9 -- Look, I understand. Superman is the superhero equivalent of whole wheat toast. You hear when you are growing up he's the greatest superhero, he's the first superhero, he's the template for every superhero that came after. No parental abandonment issues? No secret dungeon like the Batcave? Just a guy who is... nice? We are about to get a brand-new Superman movie, this time courtesy of James Gunn. It's the official kickoff of the new DCU, and if the internet is to be believed, this is supposed to be a "reintroduction" to the Superman character.

But here's the truth: I don't care if the trailer changed your life or bored you to tears. I don't think Gunn's movie trailer changed anything. And I don't need it to. Because Super...