Hong Kong, Jan. 31 -- Netizens lit a match and set Thai social media aflame with rumours and suspicions last Friday, as it was revealed that the creator of The White Lotus hit series, Mike White, is in Thailand. Whilst the writer, director, and producer could easily be here on casual vacation, many of us preferred a more scandalous speculation: Mike White is here to make The White Lotus Thailand happen.

After the roaring success of HBO's The White Lotus seasons one and two, season three has already been confirmed, though not much else has been revealed just yet. Here's everything we do know, as well as a list of things we entirely made up, purely for Mike White's perusal. We thought about possible locations. We imagined a dream cast ("hi...