Afghanistan, Feb. 9 -- In a twist that blends the cutting edge with the comically mundane, Tesla's Cybertruck has hit a regulatory speed bump not for its futuristic design or electric prowess, but for the font size of its dashboard warning lights. This unexpected snag has prompted a recall affecting over 2 million Tesla vehicles, casting a spotlight on the cybernetic behemoth and its brethren across Tesla's electric empire. This recall, issued by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), marks a peculiar chapter in Tesla's storied journey of innovation and disruption.

The issue at the heart of this recall is startlingly straightforward: the font size for the Brake, Park, and Antilock Brake System (ABS) warning lights on...