India, Oct. 28 -- On the borders of an imaginary village, a man with white beard and white hair stood flexing his muscles and expanding his fifty-six inch chest, while shouting and making violent signs at the next village. He heard hurried footsteps behind him, but did not bother to turn around, as he continued his aggressive posturing at the edge of his village, gesturing fiercely at the one across.
"Sir, sir, it is time you came back sir!"
"I cannot, I have many actions up my sleeve which the people of our village enjoy, see!"
The man expanded his chest even more, curled his fingers into a fist and started boxing an imaginary opponent in the next village, again he did not turn as he asked, "Are my people watching?"
"No sir!"
"What? C...