Bob's Banter by Robert Clements Peegates Leave a Stain..!
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NEW DELHI, March 20 -- With three distasteful incidents of fellow countrymen peeing on their fellow passengers while flying, I should have been a little more prepared before I ventured on my air travel. The wife was the first to wave me goodbye with just one hand, the other carried a parting gift for me. "It's not eats!" she whispered, "But diapers!"
The security at the airport gate looked at me, then spoke into his phone while looking at me and my diaper packet. I knew intuitively I was a marked man.
"Sir," said the lady at the counter, scowling, "If you are carrying your certificate with you then you can skip the test! "It's a mandatory eye test sir, to see whether you can differentiate between a toilet and a passenger!"
"Ofcourse I ...
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