NEW DELHI, May 29 -- Watching the terrible atrocities committed against Christians in Manipur left me shocked; churches burnt, priests killed, and terror-stricken women and innocent children fleeing from ruthless rioters! But my mind was jerked to the Depths of Hell where I saw a German with a small toothbrush mustache, looking where I'd just been gazing: He was weeping helplessly!

"What are you crying about Adolf?" asked Eva Braun, also from the depths of the fiery pit.

"Look what is happening there!" cried the former Nazi leader, his toothbrush moustache wet with tears.

"Ach Adolf, you weeping over minorities being killed?" laughed his astonished mistress, who'd become his wife, just before they'd entered the Gates of Hades.

"Not we...