NEW DELHI, March 6 -- And as different governments over the years have addressed all the wrong problems in our educational system, I can only liken it to an imaginary minister again focusing on non-issues!

"Minister, we are so happy you have been appointed. We have to do something about our educational system!"

"Yes, yes, I am going to tackle the problem immediately. Bring me the uniforms the children wear to school and also call the tailor!"

"Minister sir, the books have to be revised, they are outdated!"

"A little longer tailor, yes, yes, cover the knees, the ankles and right up to the toes, why not cover the toes also!"

"Children are failing sir!"

"Yes, yes let her wear a salwar under it!"

"The teachers don't know their subject!...