India, May 27 -- While the people of India were glued to their TV sets on the 23rd, nobody noticed an Old Book, watching the results fearfully, and finally as the last vote was counted, the book which was the Constitution of India smiled. "I was afraid!" said the old book, sighing with happiness.
"Why?" asked the constitutions of all the surrounding countries, "Why were you afraid?"
"I was afraid that any one party or parties grouped together would get a two-thirds majority, because if they had, they would have come and started tearing me up or deleting lines and putting in their own! Now they have to do everything, within the limits of what I the Constitution say!"
"Well we are not afraid of that during our elections," said Sri Lanka coc...