London, June 11 -- Yes, you, the Indian cricket fan in the blue jersey who is calling Steve Smith a 'cheater' from the Vauxhall End of the Oval, I'm looking at you. You look all cheerful and smug, thrilled with your afternoon's work. Do you feel powerful in a herd?

Yes, you, the other Indian cricket fan, also in a blue jersey, who isn't partaking in this absurdity despite being seated in the same stand and surrounded by the chanting masses, I'm looking at you too. Your earlobes are hot and your jaw is clenched in disbelief. I understand you.

Yes, you, Steve Smith in your yellow jersey and fielding below this howling gallery, I'm looking at you. There you are with your proud head lowered and a nervous smile on your lips and your palms rais...