India, Nov. 17 -- Next time when I say 'excuse me' to someone and they reply with 'excused', I will deliberately bump head-on into them. There, I'm officially becoming short-fused. Pata nahi yaar, one has lost patience even for smaller, harmless idiocies that would have otherwise made one smile, because there's such monumental stupidity on display everywhere these days. Life has become this senseless tamasha, where all that you see is people debating with each other on who has the right to be more outraged....